It is a joke about a man who married a Chartered Accountant, you may think it is interesting if you understand a lil bit about my major - Accounting

For every accountant, pre-accountant, hope it is not our destiny~

 

I have a professional woman as my wife; a Chartered Accountant. She uses  LIFO method while taking out the refrigerated food.

She thinks I am no good with numbers. Fine with me, for now she handles the budget of the house. Initially she used to send me a bill at the month end, but when I told her that I am not her client but her husband, she asks for the money in advance. The expenses had been rising steadily over the months, so one day I snooped into the papers maintained in a current file.

No wonder! She was charging mileage and overtime to the house budget. She is crazy, I tell her but she corrects me. No honey, I am the auditor. I fail to see the light.

Every scrap of the paper in our house is filed. She tells me as per some Ordinance she must keep a copy of every thing for at least ten years before destroying it. I am worried.

The other day we had an hour-long fight. Later, I got to know that she had charged that hour to a client of hers, in the time sheet. My time was put down as unoccupied.

She says that she loves me and I tell her that I love her too. However, she never believes me. She says that there is susceptibility of it being a misstatement. Duh! She wants my representation on this!

Last year our house accounts got a qualified opinion I had not kept the supporting etc. of my purchases. Not a long time back my brother's wedding was to be solemnized. Wedding cards had been sent.

After some time I started receiving a steady trickle of letters. I was puzzled until my wife explained that external evidence was more reliable. She had called for confirmations from all those to whom cards were sent.

When she cooks: my wife at times does not go by recipe. Where the recipe says add half-teaspoon vinegar,one tsp black salt or one teacup of water, she ignores them. She says that they are not material when taken in context of whole meal being prepared.

She is crazy, I tell you. Surprisingly everybody calls her an auditor, instead. I checked the dictionary and it did not state that auditor is a synonym for crazy. The dictionary must be outdated.

When we got married, she had given me an Engagement Letter and I had said how cute-how sweet. Now she gives it to me every year saying that her standards state that it must be sent a new if there is any indication that I have misunderstood the objective and scope of engagement. Huh!

Apart from sending me the engagement letter once again she says I can't get rid of her just like that. She says that she has the right of being heard before I appoint some one else.

Phew! For a minute, I thought that we had jeopardized our going concern status. Duh! Dare I say so??

I am told by one of my female colleagues who is married to a CA that the scenario is even worse when the guy is a CA. Apparently he capitalised the wedding expenses as preliminary expenses and is writing it off every year. Also the time he spent dating his wife before marrying her is still under consideration for valuation...valuation of intangible assets.

So guyz please think twice....should u really marry a CA? and yes please discount it by the appropriate rate to arrive at the present value of the risk of doing so !!!!!!!

 

今天在百佳终于找到了回香港以来一直在怀念的东东:senf~中文名叫芥辣酱~用来蘸香肠吃的~超级美味~ 看来以后冰箱里的香肠会源源不绝的~~

Senf:

 

1.白肠Weißwurst:

 

2. Kräutersauce(某种抹面包的酱,应该是蔬菜做的~爆好吃)

(图片跟真实有差)

 

3. Salami(带咸味的香肠,也是放面包上的,早餐要吃豪华点哦~)

Fell asleep tonight after finishing eating (like a piggy), but then i was waken up by my bf's call. Now I just took shower, and feel fresh again~ Posting a "geil" song(you already know it) to for you. What i want to say to you has been in the lyrics^^ and.. thank you for waking me up, hia hia~

今晚吃完东西就睡着了~点一首歌给我们家鸟鸟他爸,特别"表彰"他大半夜打电话把我给吵醒